why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
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Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
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Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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