32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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