I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I want her autograph on my taint
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
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There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
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This is classic penis vs brain.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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