I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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