question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
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I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
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currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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