You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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