you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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