I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
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Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
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She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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