I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
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Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
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You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
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