I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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