More tranny stories later!
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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