ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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