She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
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So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
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He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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