it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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