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• (518): View more from New York

  I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?

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• (914): View more from New York

  2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl

  (201): View more from New Jersey

  I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Did we have sex last night?

  (317): View more from Indiana

  No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.

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