drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
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she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
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we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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