I think I died a long time ago.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I lost the right to judge tonight
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
