and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Randomize
