There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
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Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
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Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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