Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
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