This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
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separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
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I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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