we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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