Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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