She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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