try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Randomize
