I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
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Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
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Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC