i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
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I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore