I wannas sexs uuuuu
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
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I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
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How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.