Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
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He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
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all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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