honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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