So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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