R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
May the power of my ass compel you!!
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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