so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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