i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
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I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
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I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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