I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
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