I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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