I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
Randomize
