these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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