girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
We need a shit load of segways right now
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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