Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
Help. Why am I so naked?
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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