whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
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I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
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honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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