You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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