New invention idea: vibrating tampons
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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