where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
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im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
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When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
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