hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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