People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
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