we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
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I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
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Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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