I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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