Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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