id be glad to
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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