Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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