he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
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Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
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This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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