I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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