Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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