Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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