found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
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It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
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I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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