Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
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