yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
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Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
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Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Can you bring me the toilet please
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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