People with herpes should wear stickers.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
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dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
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Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
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