im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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